Best Man
Too handsome for GQ and has a hollow leg for tequila. Ask him about the fedora.
Best Man
Once allegedly dunked in a college basketball game. He also has an affinity for fast cars and Gennie cream ale. Questionable choice? Yes. Great guy? You bet.
Groomsman
With the body of Greek god, you'd think it was carved out of marble... a very white marble. Say hi and apply sunscreen to him. He'll thank you later.
Groomsman
He has the wit and wordplay of Oscar Wilde... he parties like him too.
Groomsman
Second best golfer on the roster, but number one in our hearts. He's also a doctor should you need a cure for alcohol and/or sun poisoning and Zach isn't readily available.
Groomsman
Wonderful friend, great husband, amazing father, but lives in Pittsburgh... eh, nobody's perfect.
Groomsman
We've been in the same fraternity since he was in high school. He's also letting me marry his sister, how bad could he be?!
Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride. Talented, beautiful, charming. Currently on the road to YouTube stardom. Will be the one making the big speech later.
Matron of Honor
Roommate of the bride all four years at Syracuse University. Has jumped out of a plane, white water rafted down the Grand Canyon, and ridden an ostrich. If this person tries to convince you to join an off-resort activity... consider yourself warned.
Bridesmaid
Life long friend of the bride, Dr. Posch is one of the few who shares years of close memories with both the east and west coast sides of this celebration! Probably has good snacks in her purse. Probably has no idea where said purse is.
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend of the bride, Kelsey rivals the groom for the lowest handicap at this event. Do not under any circumstances allow this person to make you a drink unless you want to wake up on the beach wearing a tutu.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom and close friend of the bride. May be spotted making important business deals on the beach wearing a leather jacket. Once slept on a bag of frozen broccoli because "it was hot in there!"
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride since being a twinkle in each of our mother's eyes. Another west coast east coast crossover. Liza is the type of friend who will convince you it's a good idea to move to a different country just to try a new restaurant. First on the dance floor, last to leave.
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend of the bride, Sarah is the most kind, loving, and gentle person you may ever meet. If you ever need anything fixed, cooked, installed, chopped, or built - call Sarah and then she can call Keith and he can definitely do it.