Wedding Party
Yoli Iams
Officiant
The Shoe Sherpa: Will be seen at 9:30 PM carrying three pairs of high heels and a bottle of tequila. A true hero.
Reginald Lewis
Father of the Bride
The Human Anchor: Tasked with walking the Bride down the aisle at a pace that is "stately" rather than "sprinting toward the bar."
Norma Martinez
Mother of the Bride
The 'I Knew It' President: Has been planning this wedding in her head since our third date in 2021.
Mario Martinez
Bonus Father of the Bride
The Human Calendar: Responsible for asking "What time do we need to be there?" every 15 minutes until the ceremony starts.
Veronica Jasso
Mother of the Groom
The Jasso-Much Pride Officer: Legally obligated to tell every guest at the wedding "That’s my kid!" even if they already know.
Jennifer Addler
Bonus Mother of the Groom
The "Fred" Whisperer: Tasked with maintaining the Father of the Groom’s situational awareness. Whether he's daydreaming about the menu or wandering toward the wrong door, one "Fred" from her brings him right back to the mission at hand.
Garret Addler
Father of the Groom
The Tie & Pocket Square Consultant: Specifically recruited to make sure the Groom doesn't look like he got dressed in a dark room with a wind tunnel.
Layla Elayyadi
Maid of Honor
The Unofficial Photographer: Will likely have more "behind the scenes" photos on their phone than the actual professional.
Christman Barth
Best Man
The Groom's Living Reminder: Responsible for ensuring the Groom remembers to 1. Breathe, 2. Stand up straight, and 3. Not lose the rings in the next 20 minutes.
Pat Hargrove
Bridesmaid
The Mic-Snatcher: Specifically authorized to physically remove the microphone from anyone whose "quick toast" surpasses the 10-minute mark.
Tony Duran
Groomsman
The Hype Man: Responsible for 90% of the energy on the dance floor.
Jess Cooley
Bridesmaid
The Emergency Snack Coordinator: Carrying a hidden stash of granola bars and fruit snacks for the bride's inevitable "hangry" moment.
Michael Cooley
Groomsman
The Designated Vibe-Checker: Will be monitoring the room to ensure the mood stays at a solid 10/10 all night.
Parker Hargrove
Bridesmaid
The Official Keepsake Collector: Tasked with stealing at least one personalized napkin and a centerpiece to give to the bride's mom later.
Gerald Shreve
Groomsman
The Designated 'Bail' Expert: If the Groom starts looking for an exit during the 'First Look' Gerald is tasked with a gentle tackle to keep him in place.
Monique Jasso
Bridesmaid
The Bouquet Bodyguard: Specifically assigned to make sure no one gets an elbow to the face during the flower toss.
Robbie Iams
Groomsman
The 'I Do' Bodyguard: Soley responsible for ensuring the Groom doesn't faint, trip, or try to make a pun during the actual vows.
