Will posted a Craigslist personal ad back when that was a thing. Janice responded to a Craigslist personal ad back when that was a thing. We met for hot chocolate, hung out on New Year's, and then Janice called him "Craigslist Will" for the next 8 years.
Will handed Janice a large box for Christmas. Janice asked "Is this a box inside of another box inside of another box with an engagement ring in the middle?" Will said, "No, it is not." It was not. It was a robe with an engagement ring in the pocket. Will got down on one knee beside the fireplace, playing "Lava" from the Pixar short about the volcanos. Midway though the proposal, Aria turned off the music and exclaimed "It's too romantic!" Everyone who attends our wedding should keep an eye on Aria.