Fri, Sep 29, 2017, 8:30 pm - Sat, Sep 30, 2017, 12:30 am
Attire: Full Frontal Nudity
1) Ask for the Kevin / Jenny wedding party. 2) Get VIP wristband. 3) Meet us in the lounge. 4) Drink face. Get super weird. 5) Fall in love with one of the American flag-wearing waitresses. 6) Invite us to your wedding. 7) The cycle continues anew.
5:30 pm - 6:00 pm
The ceremony will begin at 5:30 sharp. Please optimize your happy-crying experience by being in your seats at 5:25.
6:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Time to dance, monkeys.