Best Man
Strongest at the wedding... also most likely to cry.
Maid of Honor
The pea in the Bride's crazy pod.
Groomsman
Since birth. Meshach.
Bridesmaid
Largest bar tab.
Groomsman
Man of Omega: will hop and bark, beware. Abednego.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to trip down the aisle even though she's a professional dancer.
Groomsman
Second largest bar tab.
Bridesmaid
Big smile, big heart and bigger personality.
Groomsman
Most likely to start the Hava Nagila, Mazel Tov!
Bridesmaid
We don't have Karaoke planned, but she will start it.
Groomsman
Went to Yale. Enough said...
Bridesmaid
Our mom, an actual mom, and still the life of the party.
Groomsman
Just call him "Yush"
Bridesmaid
Filter: none. Dance moves: plenty.