WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

Hinge suggested we were each other's "most compatible match," so we both swiped right. As Minnie pulled in to the first date in-style, James thought, "wow she has serious RBF." Meanwhile she thought, "thank god he looks better in person." What sealed the deal for James was the lobster rolls Minnie made for the second date. Soon after he deleted his Hinge. You know what they say, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Annnnnnd the rest is history!