Melony & James
Wedding Party
Melony Long
Bride
“How tough am I? How tough am I!? I face snatching fangs and bared teeth without a flinch; I’ll take you down in a drunken rage for badmouthing the Hobbit—I’ll step up to a 6ft man and make him back down.” -Melony, two seconds before screaming and throwing sunflowers at a bug.
James Rehm
Groom
I think we know why we have all gathered here today… to see a man that holds a secret musical talent, a big heart, a full head of red hair that extends all the way down his face into a full beard, and the palest skin in all the land. Who could it be? Ed Sheeran! Oh wait… at second glance it’s James Rehm the groom!
Bree Alvarado
Maid of Honor
California girl this one’s undeniable! She’s fine, fresh, fierce. She’s got it on lock. West coast represent this girl knows how to put her hands up! Take a minute to meet our golden coast beauty, Bryanne! This girl knows how to hold her liquor and bring the energy to any occasion! (just not tequila)
Stephen Rehm
Best Man
Hey there! I'm Stephen Rehm, big brother to ol' Rash Boy pictured above. I dont wanna go too far into the deets but I'm not terrible at a few things and a few others I'm actually kinda good at. I also enjoy doing things, like eating and the outdoors. I've got the perpetual feeling that I'm not doing enough, but yet it's all a little bit more than I can do.... Someday I'll figure it all out, but until then, let's go crash a wedding!
Mykael Barnes aka Oogie Boogie
Bridesmaid
Well, well, well, what have we here? Mykael Barnes, huh? Ooh, I'm really scared! So, you're the one everybody's talkin' about? When Mr. Oogie Boogie says ‘There's trouble close at hand’ You'd better pay attention, now! 'Cause she’s the Boogie Man
Shay Rohr
Bridesmaid
Full of heart and grace, Shay is a lovely friend filled with smiles, laughter, love, and near death experiences in the car. We all love you Shay, but we’re not ready for Jesus to take the wheel.
Dinadan Gurney
Groomsman
He | Him | Goon- that music guy. I like to play video games, board games, and music too! I teach them all, and I like to think I'm pretty okay at doing so; it’s a ball!
Zachary Kirchoff
Groomsman
Ah, here we have Zack… Just Zack. A man with so few pictures of him, he had to take one specifically for this purpose. A master procrastinator, but one who follows through—if you ask him “hey, I need this bio by tomorrow!” You’ll definitely get it… in a week’s time.
Mason Shea
Officiant
How official is an officiant? Like do I get a certificate? Cause I’m down for a certificate. -basically Mason when asked
Monkey
Security
Excuse me, is this person bothering you? Stay classy or you’ll see who’s sassy. I’m here to make sure everyone has fun, but not too much fun. Keep those treats ready as this security guard is always ready to be bribed.
Persephone
Usher
Was that my name I heard? Even if it wasn’t don’t worry, I’ll be right over. No one will feel lost when I have my snoot in their hand or booping them softly on the face.
Emilee Bobbitt
Manager of the Ring Bearers
Hobby lobby extraordinaire, professional crafter, and western enthusiast are just a few of the things that describe Emilee. But how can you describe a girl that can also get greased up and pump concrete with grown men, train dogs, and look beautiful in a dress? You can’t. So here’s Emilee.
Casanova
Ring Bearer
Put em up! I’m a champion wrestler with my secret weapon being lethally sharp teeth. If you decide to step up to the ring be ready for a battle. This one is for my mom.
Camdyn
Ring Bearer
Where’d the ring go? What’s a ring? Who’s that? Why am I even here?
Caleb Knapp
Flower Girl
A dog, a pig, a duck, and a cat walk through the front door. We’re at Caleb’s! Unfortunately Poogie the pig couldn’t make an appearance this evening, but I’m sure Caleb can be more than enough pig for one party!
Valerie
Flower Angel
Listen to the whistle of the wind through the trees and among the colourful fall leaves to find our sweet angel’s presence. She is among the orange in the sunset and the gentle green of the land. Look closely through the fields at nightfall for the chance of catching a glimpse of her light filled spirit bounding about never to be forgotten.
Fenti
Flower Child
Little ears with a large personality, look out world here comes Fenti! She is ready to bring the party with her piggy oinks and squeals while also maintaining her dainty walk and innocent puppy dog eyes. Try to avoid letting this one jump or steal table scraps as she is still in training!
Brandi Jackson
Wedding Batman
By day (and sometimes nights) Brandi is a nurse, but when she heard the cries of help from her dog trainer this nurse became a wedding batman. A true planning guru and a lover of dogs and love, Brandi, offered her incredible superpowers of creating a wedding in 80 days.
