Wedding Party
Cory Bauer
Bride
[CLASSIFIED TS/SCI]
James Jack
Groom
James' life goal is to be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is his real test, to train them is his cause.
Francis "Amanda" Benton
Matron of Honor
Francis, also known by her alter ego "Amanda", climbed Mount Everest in record time, but that's not published anywhere because she doesn't like to brag.
Brett Hilt
Best Man
Brett is an avid crocheter. Known amongst his friends and family as a true "professional hooker", his work has sold for thousands at auction.
Deja Peterson
Bridesmaid
Deja is the groom's sister, she has a PhD in Kicking Ass and Taking Names
Wilson Jack
Groomsman
We found Wilson behind a 7/11 and decided to keep him
Elaine Wyatt
Bridesmaid
Elaine is a fae, but you should totally tell her your real name, it'll probably be fine.
James Degrace
Groomsman
If Degrace offers to show you his pot of gold politely decline.
Katy Darr
Bridesmaid
Please notify Katy of any slowly descending, suspicious looking clouds with flashing lights. That's her ride.
Shawn Crawford
Groomsman
Shawn just showed up where he was told to go when he was told to go there. He's still not sure why.
Kimi Watts
Bridesmaid
If you see Kimi talking to the woodland creatures, no you didn't. Mind your business.
Kyle Watts
Groomsman
Kyle was on the cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition and was voted People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive"
Megan Hilt
Bridesmaid
Megan is doubling as event security, you don't want to find out what she's armed with
Bryan Fox
Groomsman
Bryan is our adult supervision.
Kris Shouse
Flower Girl
He's just Shouse