I was standing at the gas station in front of the air pump filling up my blow up doll, when she sent me a message on messenger saying she needed a ride to the store for some smokes. So I said what the hell I'll go pick up this good looking woman , so I ditched the doll an went to pick her up . Little did I know she was all broke up in a walker from a hiking accident so she said; anyways "she likes it a little rough " . All these years later she finally agrees to marry me . Now here we are begging all of our friends and family for gifts. Ok ok my turn, I went to school with Josh we didn't really know each other back then cause he was a few years older, but we were Facebook friends for a very long time before we actually met each other in person, and yes I was broken because I did go hiking and I jumped down like six inches and I destroyed my ACL and broke my wrist all on the left side, and it would have cost me $11 an Uber to go quarter mile! So I called that cute guy and now look he's all mine!