Best Man
Tall enough. 200 lbs. I know what you're thinking...and yes, I am the 2017 Royal Caribbean Cruise Ping Pong Champion...nice to meet you. But I can also blow bubbles with my saliva and really know my way around some Bisquick pancake mix. Not just a one trick pony.
Best Man
6'1", 208 lbs (94.35 kilograms). I know more than the average bear about Star Wars, I'm the GOAT at Mario Kart, and probably the best pool baseball player you'll ever have the pleasure of sharing the water with.
Groomsman
6'2", 185 lbs. Somewhat of a dog whisperer.
Groomsman
6'0", 175 lbs of pure iron. I'm an elite Chick-Fil-A connoisseur with excellent taste in music. I can really read the room.
Groomsman
*The one on your right* 6'0" with vans on. 180 lbs. Grills a mean bratwurst.
Groomsman
5'10", 160 lbs. I'm all legs. Will drive to Solvang for split pea soup.
Matron of Honor
Mom of 2. The oldest, the wisest, the most in need of a night out...or two.
Matron of Honor
I'll be the one walking down the aisle with Shaq.
Bridesmaid
5'1" because apparently that matters. Looking for something chill and for someone to match my energy. Wait this isn't a Tinder bio?
Bridesmaid
5'12". Yup, you read that right. Unicorn princess vibes. Mother moon has taught me to lean into gratitude and connect to my roots, the ones I love, and my dharma here on earth. Lol. Jk.
Bridesmaid
On an average day, I'm 5'4" but on a horse I'm 10'4". I can make a mean grilled cheese but don't expect to eat it yourself. Yeehaw y'all!!
Bridesmaid
I treat the last hour of bottomless mimosas like the 9th inning of a baseball game. Pizza port is my second home.