Maid of Honor
Strength: human newspaper, built in megaphone Weakness: Will lose and recover purse 11+ times on wedding day Award for: Flirted with the most groomsmen (and groom)
Best Man
Strength: Coolest car in bridal party Weakness: Never drives it Award for: most drunk nights with the groom
Bridesmaid
Strength: devoted, all-in, built in wedding planner Weakness: will cry with stress, crippling caffeine addiction Award for: most Pinterest time spent on the wedding
Groomsman
Strength: golf’s better than groom Weakness: easy to peer pressure into shots Award for: presumed drunkest on wedding night
Bridesmaid
Strength: can handle alcohol in ungodly amounts Weakness: may talk in a British accent after doing so. Award for: Most drunk nights with the bride
Groomsman
Strength: can trust with AUX Weakness: Any state > Illinois Award for: matchmaker
Bridesmaid
Strength: Brides first choice for AUX Weakness: Trusted the bride to cut her hair in highschool Award for: most likely to trade clothes with the bride
Groomsman
Strength: The mustache. Weakness: can’t handle his UV Blue Award for: most eligible bachelor
Bridesmaid
Strength: 2nd-4th grade Taylor swift talent show performances Weakness: 8th grade MRSA ended pitching career Award for: most family vacations with the bride
Groomsman
Strength: bourbon connoisseur Weakness: golf game Award for: group dad
Bridesmaid
Strength: Will give advice that the bride WANTS to hear Weakness: Only gets emotional for mint ice cream Award for: most likely to make customer service reps cry
Groomsman
Strength: won groom over in less than 30 minutes Weakness: Worlds worst drug dealer Award for: most likely to cry during the ceremony
Bridesmaid
Strength: Chaos coordinator Weakness: RBF may scare others, mini golf turtles Award for: Easiest to peer pressure into shots
Groomsman
Strength: group bartender Weakness: shakeweights Award for: most excited to be related to groom