FAQs

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Can I bring a plus one?

Answer

We’re so grateful for every one of you! Due to space, we’re only able to host the guests named on each invitation. Please check yours to see who’s included as we are officially at “Fire Marshal” level of crowded! We love you, but we physically cannot fit any extra souls in the building without someone sitting on the wedding cake. Unless your plus-one is an invisible ghost or a very small hamster, please stick to the names on the invite.

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Are children allowed?

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As stated above, if your children are addressed in your invitation (ex. “The Jones Family”), we would love nothing more than to have your little ones there to celebrate with us. However, please note the following: ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ THE 7:30 PM EVICTION NOTICE CONSIDER THIS YOUR OFFICIAL WARNING We love the kids and we cherish the elders, but at 7:30 PM, the “Wedding” officially ends and “Club West” begins. THE VIBE SHIFT: “Sweet Caroline” ➡️ “Strictly Unrated” PLEASE FIND THE NEAREST EXIT IF: • You are easily offended by Rated R music or uncensored lyrics. • You are not prepared to see your relatives making questionable life choices on the dance floor that cannot be unseen. 🛑 THE DISCLAIMER We are not responsible for what your eyes will see or the permanent retinal damage caused by witnessing your family members lose their dignity. If you wish to keep your wholesome memories of this family intact, this is your cue to leave.