The tale of Jacob and Kelly begins at a random social gathering, with two open seats left at a table. By unforeseen luck, our now engaged protagonists took those chairs, and engaged in an exhaustive discussion of underwater roombas and what Kelly would look like bald. After the dinner, Jake somehow landed a date. Following a series of fun, strange and occasionally dangerous dates, Jake and Kelly- along with their respective furbabies, Furiosa and Lily- merged their lives into one happy family in an old house in Gordon Square. The bliss of life at the Basman household led to Jake standing at the top of Edgewater hill - wearing a green felt beard and shaking maracas, mind you- because he had decided to ask Kelly to marry him. Kelly was, understandably, a little confused by the situation. But once Jake’s intentions were made clear, Kelly happily said YES. And that, my friends, is why you have now arrived at this hastily designed website.