Bride
Fueled by caffeine and In-n-Out. She's fallen down the stairs in multiple countries. Self-proclaimed interior designer and Charles Dickens' biggest fan. Plays numerous instruments at a third-grade level and the dogs hate all of them.
Groom
Grease monkey. Knuckle buster. Former Marine. Avid napper. He thinks he's cool because he listens to sea shanties. Still convinced Applebee's is fine dining. The only thing thinner than his bride is his hair.
Maid of Honor
She's known the bride since day 1. Her favorite pastimes include playing the cello, dreaming of Paris, and contemplating life while watching the sunrise. Her go-to meal is a slice of cake and a cup of coffee. She loves watching BBC miniseries and documentaries on the royal family. Preferred pronouns: Princess Di
Best Man
He's a great catch - at least he thinks he is. His hobbies include fishing, football, hat collecting (he has a serious problem), and snowglobe collecting (less of a problem). He enjoys working out, talking about working out, and going for rides in his beloved mustang. He says his favorite place is Disneyland, but it's actually Taco Bell.
Bridesmaid
Pianist, singer, and enthusiastic eater. She makes the bride's favorite chocolate chip cookies. Fond of walking to Boba Time and playing with the Bulldogs. Surprisingly good at elaborating on stories that need no elaboration.
Groomsman
One of the groom's closest compadres. His truck is positively ridiculous, and it matches his personality beautifully. He's a real man's man who is passionate about woodworking and splinters.
Bridesmaid
AKA "The Dairy Queen". Fond of baking, painting, fine art memes, and exercise videos. She has mastered the art of the icy glare and maintaining a California-girl tan while living in Portland, Oregon. Ask her about her waffle charcuterie boards.
Groomsman
A clever young doctor who has time for nothing besides study. He was also the groom's roommate for two weeks. We're beyond honored that he has agreed to grace us with his presence at the wedding. (Find him adjusting Jacob Budean's back in the Rael living room)
Bridesmaid
The most charming old soul you'll ever meet. Her hobbies include hiking, stargazing, and chasing bumblebees through the gardens of Britain. Food brings her much joy - especially scones and cappuccinos. She will also happily consume an entire tub of garlic sauce.
Groomsman
A man of many talents: from playing trumpet, to running half-marathons for “fun”, to arts and crafts (ask him about his crocheting skills). His favorite activities include trying to surf, watching anime, and getting his back adjusted by Tumi Oludemi. He acquires his fashionable clothes from his foreign friends.
Honorable Mention
The bride's friend, Hobby Lobby buddy, and (self-appointed) preschool teacher. She was hesitant to like the groom at first, but she eventually fell for his dark humor and charm.
Honorable Mention
The bride and groom's guardian angel who isn't afraid to tell them when they (and other people) are being stupid. Though also hesitant to like the groom at first, she eventually became supportive through thick and thin.