Groom
Fun Fact: He played water polo with the bride for 2 years and never spoke to her.
Bride
Fun Fact: believes a rock that was given to her by some guy in Tuba City, Arizona is a piece of dinosaur poop.
Groomsman
Fun Fact: He has made friends by chasing squirrels
Bridesmaid
Jacob's Sister. Held a goat once.
Bridesmaid
Fun Fact: She once owned 8 pigeons
Groomsman
Fun Fact: He once received a free t-shirt from Discovery World in middle school for memorizing Pi
Bridesmaid
Cyndi's sister Fun Fact: She once owned 2 ducks.
Groomsman
Fun fact: He ran with cows one time.
Bridesmaid
Bridesmaid
Superlative: Most likely to befriend your cat.
Groomsman
Fun Fact: He can't throw a frisbee straight
Bridesman
Superlative: Most likely to make a dad joke that would clear a room.
Groomswoman
Fun Fact: She was once chased by a cow.
GroomsDog
Oldest. Wisest. Always plotting.
GroomsDog
Very good boy. Jacob's Shadow.
BridesDog
CHAOS.