Maid of Honor
There are friends and there is family, and then there are friends that become family. We some how bonded through our white chicks dance move, dark humor, and talking shit about other people. She is my only friend and I'm her only friend and that is just how we like it!
Bridesmaid
My childhood memories would not be the same without my sister. We would have our summer dance battles while cleaning the house and I occasionally chased her out of the house ready to fight over a water battle or clothes. As much as we fought it was hard to stay mad at someone you looked up to.
Bridesmaid
She is the one I go to for the family chisme, somehow she knows everyone's business. She is a fashion killer! All she asks for in life is a 6 foot, Christian man, with blue eyes, blond hair, in touch with his feminine side, cultured, caring, loving, will treat her like a queen, will match her fashion killer vibes, loyal, honest, funny, speaks Spanish, doesn't like to go out, loves Luka, financially stable, mature, family-oriented. She is currently accepting applications and will not settle for anything less than what she deserves.
Bridesmaid
She is the definition of RBF. She would always try to steal my salchichas con lemon y sal after school, and would NEVER share with her. She is the family bartender, event planner, and future nurse! I obviously chose her to be my bridesmaid because she can help plan my wedding, get me drunk and bring me back to life all in one day.
Bridesmaid
Ella Perrea sola! She got killer dance moves. She is always down for some drinks but at the end of the night my drunk ass is trying to take her drunk ass to the restroom. She is the family esthetician and is always ready to rock her Gucci slides.
Bridesmaid
My guerita! By the time I get married, she will probably be 6 feet tall. She is the sweetest, most beautiful, funniest, intelligent and loving niece I could ask for. Please make sure to clear the dance floor at my wedding for my awesome niece and her dog.
Best Man
My right hand in everything I have done. From the football field to the beer cooler he has always had my back . He's more than a friend and Best man he's a brother, or as Jackie would say my other girlfriend. For him I am grateful and wouldn't trade him for anything.
Groomsman
My brother from another mother. What started off as beef flourished into a life long friendship. From picking me up when I was down to dusting me off and pushing me forward. In the end we became family and for that I am always grateful.
Groomsman
Pinche esqueleto. From secret boyfriend to brother in law. There's not much I can say but thank you for being the big brother that I always wanted. But on a side note please eat more you need to fill in that suit.
Groomsman
The thorn in my side. From beating me in Fifa to beating me in basketball I always seem to take the L. But from my point of view I take the dub for both of us. I marry your sister and you get your own room.
Groomsman
From having a hard last name to spell to getting drunk and falling off a chair. Make sure the next time you fall you land on one knee with a ring in your hand.
Groomsman
El mudo, from being quiet to getting slumped off a few drinks. I'll be sure to bring a sleeping bag the day of the wedding.