Wedding Party

Izzi Bullock

Bride

If you don't know who she is, why are you on this page >.< Described in three words best as: quirky, quaint, quite-amazing-actually

David Lee Bernstein Jr.

Groom

"This is Vince." It was, in fact, not Vince

Ellen Curtin

Honorary Third

Hasn’t realized yet that she isn’t the one marrying Izzi

Dustin Bernstein

Groomsman

Grace Bullock

Bridesmaid

"yeah, bro, I've got some NFTs. Nice Fucking Tits" -wise internet guru

Dwayne Bernstein

Groomsman

Gabe Bullock

Bridesman

"Izzi pushed me off the swing" - Gabe, 2004-ish Izzi did not in fact push him off the swing

Caballero

Best man

Maximus Bernstein

Ring Bear

RAWR!!!

October Goetz

Flower Fairy

Christine Goetz

Mother of the Bride

Voted most likely to stimulate the economy

Matthew Goetz

Bonus-Father of the Bride

Voted most likely to cut their finger off in a tragic wood working accident

Brian Bullock

Father of the Bride

#Fishfangirl

Diane Bullock

Bonus-Mother of the Bride

Laurie Bernstein

Mother of the Groom

Voted most likely to have a plan

David Bernstein sr.

Father of the Groom

Voted most likely to not follow the plan

Hillary Kane

Officiant

Chauncey Niziol

Officiant