Lauren & Joseph
Wedding Party
Paula Scandone
Mother of the Bride
Best Mom ever! Can drink anyone under the table while still playing bartender, makes the best homemade perogies and may have a slight shoe addiction! Has the most contagious laugh next to the maid of honor, and will hands down beat anyone up if needed. She'll be the one at the wedding with the best shoes!
Jerry Scandone
Father of the Bride
The best dancer there is!! Knows everyone! Swears he's not in the mafia but no one knows for sure. Will bury you in his backyard if you hurt one of his girls and is jack of all trades. Cooks like nobody's business and has amazing taste for booze and music. He talks in ALL CAPS and tells mostly dirty jokes! He's also going to be a mess at this wedding so someone give him a tissue!
Jane Miller
Mother of the Groom
Sweetest mother in the world! Loves to be crafty but rarely ever finishes the project. Hand her a vodka tonic or a glass of chardonnay at the wedding and you'll be her best friend. She keeps this family running!
Joe Miller
Father of the Groom
Life of the party and thinks food is the cure for everything! As long as the mountains are blue he's there, not the best dancer but does have one signature move. Can build anything with his own two hands and loves the 80's.
Brooke Bragg
Maid of Honor
Knows every word to Billy Madison, is the Ashley to my Mary Kate, makes the best buffalo chicken dip there is. Most contagious laugh EVERRR! Will fight you, but not really. Has known the bride for an absurd amount of years. Sometimes doesn't get jokes the first time around. Is going to rock her speech at this wedding!
Rocco Potts
Best Man
Man of very few words, will eat all your crispy M&M's if you leave him unsupervised, brother from another mother, talks sooo much trash while playing video games, never seen him dance.... like ever! Also does not like photos.
Courtney Cardini
Bridesmaid
Hands down has cooler hair than you, has a not so secret love for Harry Potter and Beauty and the Beast. Lives in Rome, thinks auto correct is out to get her. Failed vegan because of her love for ice cream, is the body guard for this wedding, and doesn't have time for your shit. Wants to be Indiana Jones
Kevin Napoli
Groomsman
Come on yo, he's a better dancer than you, puts honey mustard on everything, wishes this wedding was catered by Wings Over. Loves hot tuna melts and he's really good at video games, he's a snapchat king and can sweet talk his way into your heart.
Kennedi Perri
Bridesmaid
She's a bigger nerd than you think, way prettier than you, first wedding she's ever been too! Has the most beautiful feet, does a mean running man and is also weirdly into NASA. Will be the tannest person at this wedding.
Nick Boscia
Groomsman
Most positive person you'll ever know, can rage harder than you, loves Neil Degrasse Tyson, will probably marry a bridesmaid. Venmo king, will host a pregame for this wedding. May or may not conveniently lose his shirt ( might give out lap dances)
Danielle Einhorn
Bridesmaid
Functioning alcoholic, HATES water, LOVES pickles, knows a lot about college football (GO PSU) will call you names but thats her being nice. Wants her first marriage to be with a cop, will settle for Andrew Rayel. Has a slight obsession with Britney Spears, but will only be getting one song at this wedding.
Erin Baker
Groomsman
Drinks more tequila than anyone ever should, is the worst bartender... everrrr. Likes the wrong hockey team, other than that is a pretty awesome human, has knows the groom an ungodly amount of years.
Taylour Bowers
Bridesmaid
Token red head, mom of two cats, somehow gets everyone around her incredibly drunk. Use to get mistaken as the brides twin. Roots for the enemy, lives to far away.
Dawson Bragg
Groomsman
Most sarcastic person ever. Thinks long island ice tea is an acceptable soft drink, does not dance... at all! Can grow a better flow than you, Meme king, and no he is not James Van Der Beek.
Jason Napoli
Groomsman
Has been to more states than you! Will rage until he falls asleep somewhere, has the craziest stories, hide your wives and your daughters, has an 8 pack on his 8 pack, oh and is occasionally lumpy.
Samantha Parks
Bridesmaid
Loves VICKs, is basically the groom but with long hair, will be the one in all our wedding photos with the creepiest smile. Very proud cat mother, will kick herself out of the bar. Loves SNACKS!!
Justin Scandone
Groomsman
Has a face for radio, always wanted to be a ninja turtle. Talks A LOT! 100% thinks he's marrying a bridesmaid, does an amazing impression of scooby doo, tubbiest hockey player everrr, best big brother out there.
Nicole Parks
Bridesmaid
has the best hair ever! is better at softball than you, doesn't own a blowdryer (weird) , goes to a terrible school but makes the best of it, LOVES firetrucks!
Jaxson
Ring Bearer
Wears his heart on his paws, thinks everything you open is for him, loves the Happy Birthday song. Loves long walks on the beach and will do anything for round of fetch. Throws a fit when the bride pets another dog, and is the best puppy in the world!