Matron of Honor
The one who will most likely convince you to quit your job and become your own boss.
Best Man
The one who can rock the heck out of a denim speedo and who has the biggest heart... and muscles.
Matron of Honor
The one who will beat you in an eating contest and will probably ask about your symptoms.
Groomsman
The one who can sing like an angel and who is extremely awkward with animals.
Maid of Honor
The one with the most intimidating RBF and dance moves.
Groomsman
The one who will whip out a split in a moment's notice while having a really good heart-to-heart conversation.
Bridesmaid
The one whose dance moves will shake you to your core and who will likely end the night with a death-drop.
Groomsman
The one most likely to be the sassiest attendee. Also goes by Swolton.
Bridesmaid
The one who you'll get lost in conversation with and feel like you've known all your life. Also likes ferrets.
Groomsman
The one who is the shortest groomsman with the tallest sense of humor.
Bridesmaid
The one who will wheeze if you make her laugh hard enough and can dance the best to "Like A Virgin" by Madonna.
Groomsman
The one who can conjure up the wittiest remark and who will convince you he's the most interesting man you've ever met.
Bridesmaid
The one who will convince you that her cat is sexy and definitely not fat.
Groomsman
The one who is a doctor by day ;) and squirrel hunter by night.
Bridesmaid
The one who will encourage trouble-making spontaneity and who can hold her breath longer than you.
Groomsman
The one with the longest neck and best moves to Justin Bieber's, Despacito
Bridesmaid
The one you'll become new best friends with and who really likes to be "iced".
Groomsman
The other one with the longest neck and who will accept any dare.
Bridesmaid
The one who will initiate the game, "Butt quarters" and who knows the best conspiracies.
Groomsman
The one who is the ultimate hype-man with the most gorgeous mustache.
Bridesmaid
The one with the most aesthetically pleasing outfits, photos, foods, and overall life and who is always down for some sangria.