Bride
Convinced that the long weekend will be completely stress-free yet will 100% fall apart over not adhering to the Google Doc (imaginary) timetable at least twice.
Groom
Likes to think he's in control of the entire situation. Probably driving a boat somewhere instead.
Man of Honor
Just hoping to get a fishing trip and a few free beers out of the weekend.
Best Man
Probably up next. Made to budget.
Bridesmaid
Likely has a spreadsheet and timeline for the whole weekend. Spontaneity? She doesn't know her.
Best Man
Checked to make sure there are no college football games this weekend before committing.
Bridesmaid
Southern Peach Cobbler Enthusiast. Has been asked to date multiple of Logan's friends.
Groomswoman
Just hoping she can use this weekend to get one step closer to boarding a Disney Cruise ship afterward.
Bridesmaid
Been here (literally) every step of the way. If sound system breaks, musical entertainment for entire event.
Groomsman
Amateur Arsonist: wool and silk dresses/pants encouraged.
Bridesmaid
Swears maroon isn't her favorite color -- will likely wear it at least twice. Probably has a Diet Coke in her hand.
Groomsman
Just found out hat is unauthorized because if we are rounding up cattle... something has gone terribly wrong.
Bridesmaid
Probably the one with a crochet hook and a good book.
Groomsman
Just happy to be invited.
Bridesman
The Twin. In case of emergency, stand-in bride.
Groomsman
Won't remember he's invited until two weeks before.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman