Groom
“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”
Bride
“I do like him,” she replied with tears in her eyes; “I love him.”
Groomsman
“Don’t let anything ruin your day. Be a man, ruin it yourself.”
Bridesmaid
“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” - Michael Scott
Groomsman
“It ain’t easy being weezy” 🚑
Bridesmaid
“Crazy? I was crazy once.”
Groomsman
“If u ain’t first ur last”
Bridesmaid
“I know looks aren’t everything but I have them just in case”
Groomsman
“Life is short, drive fast and leave a sexy corpse.”
Bridesmaid
“I love it when the sun is hot and it’s cold outside… ahhhh”
Groomsman
“They say your never forget the day you met your hero, Isaac met me back in 2012”
Bridesmaid
“That’s what.” -She
Groomsman
“Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but guess what, neither does milk.”
Bridesmaid
“I doubt vodka is the answer but it’s worth a shot”
Flower Girl
I blossom with love and laughter!
Junior Bridesmaid
“If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!”
Junior Bridesmaid
“Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
Mother of the Bride
“Aiii….chihuahuas”
Father of the Bride
“When daddy tells you a cricket can pull a wagon, there's only one thing to do. HOOK IT UP!”
Mother of the Groom
Alabao!!!!
Father of the Groom
Usher
“I got it all together, I just forgot where I put it”
Usher
“You cant win ‘em all”- That’s what a loser would say