Bride
Prodigious watcher of YouTube, Chief Operating Officer of @goodboydale, lvl 2 Chaos Mage, Walks 2.3x faster than the average human, Love of my life
Groom
Hope's Good Friend
Best Man
World Record Holder on Pebble Beach in Tiger Woods PGA 2003 PS2 (Uncredited) and my voice role model.
Officiant
Co-founder and chairman of the Alexi Lalas fan club. Eldest son and heir to the throne.
Groomsman
Top tier friend, only person I text more than Hope, and honorary little brother... bottom tier finisher with a soccer ball on a breakaway.
Groomsman
Close associate and the reason that Hope and I met. Thanks Gred.
Groomsman
Best known for his talents in attending calculus class. Promises he'll never give up a Penalty Kick against Pickerington North again.
Groomsman
Elite fraternity big brother and best Dual Threat QB prospect Case Western has ever seen.
Groomsman
First official friend of my college experience and aspiring Formula 1 driver.
Groomsman
Lone Brother in Law and part time pirate.
Groomsman
Soon to be acquired Brother in Law and undefeated in H.O.R.S.E.
Groomsman
Soon to be acquired Brother in Law and noted baddie in the origami community.
Matron of Honor
Of the famed Unincorporated Weld County. Favorite of all of her friends' parents (especially Hope's).
Bridesmaid
Future Sister in Law and of the select few members of society that can pull off cool hats.
Bridesmaid
Future Sister in Law, survivor of being the lone Kolevski daughter, definitely never sprayed Isaac with compressed air.
Bridesmaid
Future Sister in Law, semi-professional stand up paddle boardist, claims to like escargot
Bridesmaid
Crypto Kingpin and likely to be featured in the National Geographic Magazine.
Bridesmaid
Entrenched in Copyright battle with Sesame Street over name of new character.
Bridesmaid
Mother of Pickles, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of The Great Grass Sea
Bridesmaid
Finalist for "Randomly Assigned Summer Roommate of the Year" 2017; lost in what some are calling a rigged election.
Bridesmaid
BCEFC Sunday School Entry Class of 2003 with Hope (both never graduated)