Best Dude of Honor
Taylor is basically my (Erika's) twin, except we don't share the same birthday or parents... but that twin telepathy thing is totally there. We have been best friends since 5th grade when he moved to McDonald and we both played the trumpet together. Taylor has since moved on from the trumpet and 5th grade to being an absolutely beautiful musician and composer, as well as just being an all around genius guy. We have been through everything and anything together and there is no other dude I would want next to me, as I marry my other best dude.
Best Woman
This pure soul is my ride or die. Holly is the funniest kid on the block and a mean bass player as well. We became friends while rocking and rolling together in Goodnight Tonight and have been the best of buds since. Holly is a person you can always count on to listen, kick your ass at video games, or have a good laugh with. She's the best. Hence the whole best woman thing.
Maid of Honor
Dani is one of the sweetest people to ever walk this earth. We have been friends for 3 years but it feels like I've known her forever. Dani is the best mom to 3 very good boys Tucker, Finn, and Cooper her golden retrievers. She also parents so many chickens. I want to be Dani when I grow up. She is also a rock star chef and baker. 100000/10 gold star best dude.
Groomsman
Billy and I have spent our lives bonding over golf, music, and other dumb stuff. He is my oldest brother and has always been goofy as hell. We are always competitive and most of the time it happens on the golf course. I am proud to have him as a brother that I can turn to when the going gets tough.
Bridesmaid
I would die for Kali. She is the absolute best friend and hypeman a girl could ask for. Kali and I have known each other since kindergarten but didn't become friends until CCD. We've done everything from play soccer together to working together. She is one of the funniest people I know and would do absolutely anything for her friends. Kali is one of a kind. She is currently living her best life in Texas and I hate that for me but love that for her. 1 million heart eye emojis.
Groomsman
We shared a room together for 17 years... enough said. Joking aside, Cory is my middle brother and our brotherly love is incomparable. Obviously sharing a room with him had its downsides such as me never being able to ever have the remote but bunk beds are sweet and night ninjas was a fun game to play even though I got karate chopped in the face super hard. Thank you for being there for me and making me a stronger person.
Bridesmaid
Maggie was my first best friend, as David was barely a blip in the universe. She is the coolest cousin and someone I have always looked up to. She went to school for DINOSAURS okay? Actually geology but she did go on a dig in Arizona so it counts. Top 6 Irwin kid.
Groomsman
David Laszlo is Erika's brother and an all around pretty cool dude. He is currently in North Carolina being a rock star mechanical engineer. He is Erika's forever friend and she loves him more than anyone in this world. He is also a loser. Yes Erika did write this.
Groomswoman
Tot will kick your ass. We met at a get-together with the band and eventually became roommates in Kent for a few years. Tot is a a proud mother of Rufus the Doofus, a thiqq basset hound-lab lap dog. She is tough, compassionate, and an all around great person. I am beyond proud to have Tot as a Groomswoman and a friend.
Ring Bearer
The light of our life, the most adorable angel child, our sweet baby boy. The most pure creature that ever lived. Our three legged American Eskimo-Border Collie will hobble his way down the aisle to give mommy and daddy their rings and I am already crying thinking about how freaking cute that is going to be. BRB going to go give this good boy so much love.
Flower Boy
Our newest addition to the family. Cecil is paralyzed due to a suspected birth defect from the waist down. He is a handsome devil, literally, and the happiest guy I've ever met. He is an I Don't Know breed and I just adore him. Look at that face! And with flowers all over his wheelchair?!?!?!? I cry. He is fantastic, sweet, so so loving, and such a stinky little boy. I already know he's going to be pooping everywhere so watch your step.