Don't listen to the text below! It LIES! Enter "David Foster Wallace" to RSVP! Then select one of the many David Foster Wallaces to begin the RSVP process. You are all David Foster Wallace now. How disgustingly meta is that shit?
Please enter the first and last name of one member of your party below. If you're responding for you and a guest (or your family), you'll be able to RSVP for your entire group on the next page.