From Bogan To Birch

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No." She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No." Then, she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No." She had heard enough; she needed to leave. As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever; and I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would follow you." She walked; he followed. Now, they no longer wanted to be two. They chose to become one and say I do!