Wedding Party
Betsy
Matron of Honor
The bride’s college friend. Most likely to join a knitting club comprised of retired women
Mason
Best Man
The groom’s childhood friend. Sings to his friends about his bathroom habits
Elizabeth
Maid of Honor
The bride’s college roommate. Eats cereal like a gremlin
Robert
Best Man
The groom’s childhood friend. Suggested calling himself Best Boy because he is single
Olivia
Bridesmaid
The groom’s older sister. Loves banana pudding
Avery
Groomsman
The groom’s brother-in-law. Loves creamy drinks with milk
Emily
Bridesmaid
The groom’s older sister. Known for not locking doors
Abraham
Groomsman
The groom’s college friend. Donated to Ian’s ministry under the name Father Abraham
Grace
Bridesmaid
The bride’s little sister. Don’t ask her about Spider-Man
Luca
Groomsman
The bride’s little brother. He is witewally doing the gwiddy wight now