Bride
Groom
Matron of Honor
The bride's "twin," friend since college, and go-to medical expert.
Best Man
Groom's brother-in-law and our personal encyclopedia of useless information.
Matron of Honor
Bride's friend. Pretends not speak English so she doesn't have to talk to people.
Best Man
Groom's brother. If you're looking for a beer recommendation he's your guy.
Bridesmaid
Bride's cousin. Our expert on old lady activities and book recommendations.
Groomsman
Groom's nephew. Went to Italy once and now he thinks he's cultured.
Bridesmaid
Groom's sister. Married to the Best Man. Yeah, we don't get it either.
Groomsman
Groom's nephew. Don't worry ladies. He's still single.
Bridesmaid
Groom's niece. Much to our chagrin, she won't stop talking about her own wedding.
Groomsman
Groom's nephew-in-law. He's still trying to figure out what he married into.
Bridesmaid
Bride's friend. Rumor has it she's the only one with a social life.
Groomsman
Groom's cousin. The black sheep of the family thanks to his questionable choice of baseball team.
Ring Bearer
Bride's "nephew." If you want to talk about trucks and tractors, he's your man.
Ring Bearer
Bride's "niece." She has no idea what's going on, but she's going with the flow.
Flower Girl
Bride's "niece." She is ready to sing and dance the night away.
Officiant
Bride's childhood pastor, bonus mom, and trusted voice of reason.