Matron of Honor
Her sister from another mister.
Best Man
His brother from the same mother.
Mother of the Bride
She is not that happy we're eloping, but we love her anyway.
Father of the Bride
He does not care, so long as it is legal.
Man of Honor
Wee man of honor who has waited a long time for his family to be official.
Mother of the Groom
Conye, Cece, Congnac, lover of the ocean, baker of the best cakes.
Father of the Groom
Bud, Coco, Coach. The man, the myth, the legend.