The Lead Role
Currently counting her lucky stars
Luckiest Guy Alive
Ma Man-Man of the year, Man-Man of the BOUNCE
Maid of Honor
The blonde to her brunette. The boobs to her butt. The sister to her cousin.
Matron of Honor
The 'Cupid' of this whole shindig - you have her to thank!
Groomsman
Who the f*ck is Justin?
Groomsman
Mister tall dark and handsome- sorry ladies he's taken!
Bridesmaid
We started out in diapers now were here! Honorary sisters since 1995.
Bridesmaid
Who says you cant make a best friend in your 20s?!
Groomsman
Sleeping with the grooms sister...
Groomsman
Johnny Boiii, Probably missing a concert for this
Groomsman
Started out as Roadies now were here! (later you might need to do the thing)
Bridesmaid
Winner of 'furthest traveled' and most mistaken for the bride.
Honor Attendant
Lil sis & the suspected favorite child
Honor Attendant
Lil sis. Good dance moves & a saggy brain (fixed now)
Usher
Lil bro. Bartender extraordinaire & Blues babysitter
Usher
Lil bro. Voted best dressed and most likely to own 18 corgis.
Father of the Groom
Expert on all things hunting. And beer.
Mother of the Groom
Would help the Groom hide a body. Also in charge of 2 AM Gilberto runs.
Mother of the Bride
Dreaming of this day since October 1995! Someone get this lady a glass of wine!
Step Father of the Bride
Singer. Songwriter. And a kick ass Step Dad!
Father of the Bride
He's taken Scrubby to pool halls, on motor cycles, on countless bike rides, and now he's taking her down the aisle.
Step Mother of the Bride
Maker of banana syrup and Sponsor of smiles!