Wedding Party
Lindsey Honig
Maid of Honor
Danielle and Lindsey were very different as children - Danielle was a girly girl, and Lindsey was a bit of a tomboy. Lindsey was obsessed with Michael Jordan and the movie Space Jam, so Danielle kindly ate through 6 boxes of Kraft mac n’ cheese in order to redeem a free Space Jam poster. These sisters have their own personalities but have always had a great friendship and bond that only sisters could have. Lindsey really blossomed when she started to pursue her passion for comedy - first as a comedy writer for tv shows through the UCONN college tv channel, and next, as an improv performer at ImprovBoston! Danielle always enjoys Lindsey’s quick wit and bone dry sense of humor and she doesn’t miss a moment to support Lindsey and her passion for humor. While comedy keeps them laughing, it’s true sister loyalty and love that keeps these sisters so close. Danielle is so excited and appreciative to have Lindsey as her maid of honor, and can’t wait for her reception speech!
Brendan Page
Best Man
Brendan is Jack’s younger and handsomer brother. Like his brother Jack, Brendan has an affinity for sports. When they were younger Jack and Brendan would play mini hockey which inevitably, would end with a fight or with Brendan whacking Jack over the head with his wooden man-made mini stick (*cough*, weapon). Jack would have Brendan growing up quick, sneaking into bars (don’t tell Officer Chmielinski). Jack found out the hard way that this was a bad idea, as Brendan could be found sneaking on stage stealing the band’s tambourine and swiftly being led out of the bar. Brendan can still be heard yelling, “Oh come on ref that’s an early stoppage”. Jack is rumored to be excited about Brendan’s best man speech as it could resemble cousin mumbles Mitchell at 2AM.
Jeremy Honig
Officiant
Anyone that knows Jeremy, knows his lifelong dream is to be famous. Unfortunately, he was cursed with abnormal, genius level intelligence. He was his high school class Valedictorian, graduated from WPI with a 3.9 GPA, and now is a successful mechanical engineer. He doesn’t let this burden of a brain hinder his dreams though - he now also has a successful TikTok page and Instagram presence where he gets to live out his wish of being semi-almost-moderately-famous. Jeremy will take a break from the TikTok brand deals in order to become the Officiant of the wedding - a role Jeremy has been destined to play. It’s a role Danielle could not imagine to be filled by anyone besides her impressively smart, compassionate, and hilarious brother.
Christina Page
Bridesmaid
Following the footsteps of the Page family, Christina has welcomed Danielle into the family since day one. She always makes sure Danielle is included and involved in holidays, family dinners, and Quiplash game nights. Danielle feels so lucky to call Christina her future sister-in-law and can’t wait to create even more family memories together.
Kristen Doghramji
Bridesmaid
Kristen and Danielle met on Facebook. No, really; they met on Facebook in a UConn roommate search Facebook group. At the time (and maybe still?) Kristen’s profile picture was of her dog licking her face, which naturally prompted Danielle to send Kristen a message. After a short message exchange, Kristen and Danielle decided to be freshman year roommates…and then junior year roommates, and senior year roommates. They are Alpha Phi sorority sisters who truly wreaked havoc on the city of Storrs, CT for four years together. Danielle cannot put in writing any details about their college antics because Kristen is currently in a fancy law school program at University of Miami, on a trajectory to do amazing things in the world. So for now, please enjoy this photo of Danielle and Kristen appropriately dressed as bride and groom. Danielle LOVES HER KDOG and is so excited to have her as a part of her special day!
Liz Karambelas
Bridesmaid
Liz and Danielle have been friends for over 25 years — Danielle’s longest tenured friendship. They met in first grade and have remained in the same Haverhill friend circle ever since. Anyone that knows Liz knows that’s she’s ambitious, driven, intelligent, and classy — but she’s always up for a good time and is a truly loyal friend. She’s first to support her friends in any way possible and always first to say, “yes”, to a friends get together. Liz and Danielle have been a part of each other’s many milestones in life, and Danielle is honored to continue that trend by having Liz as a bridesmaid.
Katie Gray
Bridesmaid
Katie and Danielle met in high school when they joined the Haverhill freshman field hockey team together. Katie became fast friends with Liz and Danielle on the field and even better friends outside of field hockey. Katie has an upbeat, positive energy that everyone loves to be around, and she makes the meanest margarita this side of the border! Danielle feels so lucky to have Katie as one of her closest friends, and is so happy to have Katie as a bridesmaid.
Kaitlyn Quirk
Bridesmaid
Kaitlyn and Danielle met in 2016 through mutual friends and quickly formed a great friendship. They conveniently lived across the street from each other first in South Boston, and then again in Dorchester. They frequented the bars of Cambridge for many years together, sharing countless nights of dancing, beverages, and maybe drama - but never drama between each other. They’ve outgrown the late nights (generally speaking, at least) and have leveled up to wannabe Boston foodies together. Danielle is so happy to have met Kaitlyn and knows she will be a lifelong friend, but for now, a bridesmaid!
Brian Hardy & Brian Staponites
The Brians
Danielle met Brian Hardy and Brian Staponites in high school, although technically, Brian Hardy and Danielle were on an 7th grade coed soccer team together but Danielle rarely showed up due to dance class conflicts, but I…I mean, Danielle digresses. Danielle and The Brians share fond high school memories in the “120s” friend group and then on a number of trips to Saco Maine, Wildwood Beach on the Jersey Shore, Nashville, and Atlantic City. They always make sure to balance out juuuuust the right amount of classy and trashy on their shared vacations, most notably, with hilarious memories from Atlantic City that Danielle finds herself laughing about to this day. While The Brians are always a fun time and always supply a good laugh, they’re also sincere friends that Danielle views in a brotherly sense. Danielle could not imagine her wedding without The Brians being involved! They’re not bridesmaids, they’re not groomsmen, they’re their own special role - they’re THE BRIANS!
Nick Chmielinski
Groomsman
If you've ever seen Jack and Nick together in person, you know their bromance runs deep. So deep, in fact, that Danielle tries not to be jealous. Who knew Little League rivals (Nick threw absolute meatballs) would turn into best friends years later and even roommates in college. Jack cannot put in writing any details about their college antics, as Nick is currently a man of the law. No literally - we can’t for legality issues. But…maybe it included a coupla two tree adult soders while ragging on their good friend John “Doctah” Ross who we will be mentioning shortly. Jack feels lucky to have Nick as one of his closest friends and is ecstatic to have Nick as a groomsman even if he can’t throw a spiral in the parking lot of P10 before the Patriots games (No grill is ever safe in the P10 Parking Lot with Nick throwing the pigskin).
John Ross
Groomsman
Jack and John, aka, “Doc”, met when they were in middle school while playing hockey. They got off to a rough start as John did not make the junior high “A” team that Jack’s dad was scouting. This led to 5-minute argument between Mr. Page and and Mr. Ross over the phone. Fast forward 4 years later to High School, John and Jack were on BR’s Varsity Hockey team together. John got the last laugh as he ended up being an OCL Conference All Star with a +23 rating (Still up for debate on the validity of this). John and Jack ended up becoming even better friends when Nick, John, and Jack went to UMass together. Rumor has it that people in Dell 465 still hear ghosts saying, “Ahhhhh shut upppp Page I was +23 Senyahhh Yeaaaa”, after a couple two tree cold ones. Jack is pumped to have Doc as a groomsman even if he wasn’t really +23 in hockey.
Jack Mitchell
Groomsman
Jack and Jack are cousins and good friends who did everything together growing up. Throughout their childhood, they would indulge in heated street hockey games that would result in fisticuffs and someone being put in timeout (usually Mitch because he was older and would always be blamed). He would always lose the ball as his slapshot would never hit the net (funny because he never hits the net in NHL 23 either. Right, Kuss?) Jack and Jack always watch UFC on Saturday nights via headset on Playstation 5 (Yes, they’re both over 30 years old). This always leads to Danielle saying, “What the heck is wrong with you two”. Jack is thrilled to have Cousin Jack as a groomsman even if mumbles Menino arrives after 11 PM.
Paul Scleparis
Groomsman
Jack and Paul have been good friends since 1st grade. Their shared passion for everything sports bonded them throughout the years. Paul often will travel around with his fantasy sports resume in his hand (Hh’ll be handing them out at the wedding) as he is the self-proclaimed, “Lion of Fantasy Sports”. On most days, Jack and Paul can be found arguing about Tom Brady vs Jimmy Garoppolo or Mac Jones vs Bailey Zappe. Paul is an adamant believer that the Patriots were in better hands with Garoppolo than with Tom Brady at the helm in 2016. Does this make him a trustworthy person? We’ll let your imagination take the wheel there. Jack still found the forgiveness in his heart to make Paul a groomsman, even if his NFL opinions rival that of Nick Chmielinski throwing a football in the P10 Parking Lot.
Steve McAuley
Groomsman
Jack and Steve met in High School during the Bridgewater & Raynham merger. Steve can often be found talking about how much better Raynham is than Bridgewater (Raynham doesn’t even have a Riviera Café). Jack, Steve, and Paul (mentioned above) moved into an apartment together in Quincy after college. Steve can often be found in his natural habitat, Cagney’s or Fowler House Café, watching XFL football. It can neither be confirmed nor denied that Steve has made a fairly large donation to his bookie’s college fund because of the XFL. Jack is stoked to have Steve as a groomsman. You can find Steve at the wedding yelling, “Let’s get a shot, it’s on me”…even if it’s an open bar.
Tyler Turner
Pianist
Tyler Turner is Danielle’s future brother-in-law and Jeremy’s fiancé. He’s a multi-talented musician and Danielle thought of no better honor than to have Tyler provide the music for the wedding ceremony. Danielle is excited for Tyler to hold this special role within the wedding party and cannot wait to officially welcome Tyler into her own family!