Wedding Party
Ryan
Groom
The most interesting man you'll ever meet
Hollyanne
Bride
This is MY wedding
Dave
Best Man
David Cioe: The One Horse Pizza guy. With three kids and moving across the country twice in a year, Ryan felt Dave didn't have enough going on. The shock and awe on his face when he found out he's the best man only compares to the shock and awe on the Japanese faces on August 6, 1945.
Hannah
Maid of Honor
Hannah Paquette: Hollyanne's best friend since middle school. She will hold your hand in public so you don't get lost. And if you're Ryan, she will spill her entire water bottle in your backpack "by accident."
Shawn
Groomsman
Shawn Lewis: The father of Figment. Every February, he finds joy in getting a new job. We await his contest against Paul for the best mustache.
Beth
Bridesmaid
Beth Faria: A woman who saw the music scene in Idaho and said "this is the place for me." She explicitly told Ryan to stay away from Hollyanne 10 years ago, and has been bullying him ever since. We love her though.
Tyler L
Groomsman
Tyler Lewis: The oldest and wisest. Tyler has helped support all of Ryan's dreams financially. From spotting $20 for some Pizza Hut, to spotting $20 for Dominos, Tyler's credit card has always been there. If you ever need someone to pretend to be a doctor, he's your man.
Maxeem
Bridesmaid
Maxeem Abedi-Tari: She's been with Tyler L for "not a long time but a little while." After the wedding, she will be the only non-Lewis in the family. If you have a medical emergency, don't go to her, she's just a pharmacist.
Tyler R
Groomsman
Tyler Rebello: Master Rocket League coach and Elden Ring guide. You can count on him to bring his camera to Disney World and forget it in the hotel room. A man who's always awake and ready to answer his phone when needed.
Sydney
Bridesmaid
Sydney Goulet: The coolest third-wheel we've ever had, and the only one of Hollyanne's friends who truthfully enjoys Ryan's presence. She'll make herself known when the karaoke starts.
Paul
Groomsman
Paul Sousa: The friendliest concrete pourer and the meanest chimes player around. If you need to make plans with him, text his wife. And yes, he grew that mustache himself.
Briana
Bridesmaid
Briana Freitas: The best waitress Warwick, RI has ever seen. Always down to party and probably crying for an unknown reason. Don't ask to see a picture of her eyebrows in high school.