Groom
The man of the hour.
Bride
The woman of the hour.
Best Man
The twin of the hour.
Maid of Honor
The seester of the hour.
Groomsman
Son. Husband. Friend. Prairie dog enthusiast. HGB.
Bridesmaid
Sho fanshee!
Groomsman
Beats me at discgolf. And most other sports, too.
Bridesmaid
Keeper of the keys to the Big Kahuna.
Groomsman
Hipster at Large. Always incredible and getting better.
Bridesmaid
Tea and crumpets connoisseur.
Groomsman
The only cousin I look up to...because he's taller.
Bridesmaid
"Call me Kacie!"
Groomsman
America's #1 pilot at Monkey Target.
Bridesmaid
"Whales can't be real."
Groomsman
Keeper of the Amazing Bellybutton.
Bridesmaid
Holly Cluckmeyer for the win!
Groomsman
The one and only Shmoopy.
Bridesmaid
Niece of The Grand Poobie.
Groomsman
In high school, we used to sing and dance together. We don't do that anymore.
Bridesmaid
"Everybody's a somebody!"
Usher
3D printer extraordinaire. Owns a car almost as cool as a Buick.
Usher
A gentleman and a scholar.
Flower Girl
"How did the hat find its way allllll the waaaay over there?"