FAQs

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Why isn't there any info on this website?

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We created this website over a year ago. Since Covid delayed our plans, we switched to Withjoy.com and this one can't be deleted. Please visit withjoy.com/campbodizzy for the latest information and to RSVP. If you have any issues, please reach out to Lindsay or Chris directly.

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What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

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Make me one with everything

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Why aren't Koalas real bears?

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They don’t meet the koalafications.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

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Because it would scare the crap outta their dogs

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

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Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's red and moves up and down?

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A tomato in an elevator.

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Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

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They're making headlines

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

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Same middle name.

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What do Cannon Balls do when they’re in love?

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Make bbs.

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What did the man say who just lost his truck?

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Where's my truck?

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Do you know what's odd?

Answer

every other number

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Why can't the t-rex clap?

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Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years.

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Where's my truck?

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It was lost 2 jokes ago.