Michael and Highsmith met online, as can be expected in 2023. While they lived not two blocks apart, they had never seen each other in the wild. After weeks of hopeless swiping, Michael was beginning to lose faith. When he got an alert there was a new match available, he did not dare let himself believe that this one would be different. But it was. When Highsmith saw this sports-loving vegetarian she felt an instant connection. Showing his profile to friends (and now officiants!) over drinks, she hoped they would understand her excitement. "I know that guy!" exclaimed Riley, "He is so nice! He works at the coffee shop down the street and has always given me good vibes." With this resounding stamp of approval, Highsmith had swiped right. After cute and witty banter ensued, Highsmith got up the courage to invite Michael over for dinner to make a chocolate stir fry (based on a joke about combining salty and sweet). Below is a list of green flags that Michael exhibited: 1) He agreed to do all the grocery shopping at the scary grocery store 2) He was extremely punctual (like to the minute) 3) While in real life he is an amazing chef, he agreed to make a disgusting sounding meal just for fun 4) Highsmith said "while I want to help you cook, I need to let you know that the Celtics are playing and I may have to step out." to which Michael responded "yeah I saw on your profile you're a fan, I was surprised you invited me over during a playoff game. Why don't you sit on the couch and I'll finish cooking?" It is not an exaggeration to say that with this sentence Highsmith was sold. For life. Michael wowed her with his knowledge of her favorite team, sociopolitical commentary on commercials, and an overall calming presence that can console her during even the toughest season ending loss. For Michael, Highsmith's large community, unending list of fun weekend plans, and her natural talents as a conversationalist means he is never bored or directionless. They have built a life where all their friends know that Highsmith will provide the activity and Michael will ensure everyone has the best vegetarian meal they can imagine. Sports will always be on, but there is always room for intimate conversation. They are so excited to tie the knot and move forward with their vision of the future. Let's do this!