Man of Honor
TJ is the first of my three Maids(Men) of Honor. He is as close to a brother as I can get without asking Mom and Dad to have another. We've known each other since pullups. He has nursed me back to health through every case of the flu since high-school and was always willing to step up to the plate and fill in when others in my life lacked. He will be standing next to me on my big day just like every other special moment before this, loving me, supporting me, and being my right hand man as he has always done since day one. Looking for TJ? Look for the only sombrero in the room, hes earned it.
Man of Honor
Luke is my second in command and for that will be my second maid(man) of honor. It's very rare you will see me without him near by. He is the Cheech to my Chong. Even with hundreds of miles between us, our twin telepathy skills are top notch, and we never miss a beat. Luke is honest and loyal but never quite learned how to tell time. He has a passion for making to-do lists which we never seem to complete and has some pretty insane dodge-potato skills.. Any problems arise throughout the night? Find Luke, he'll have a solution as soon as he finishes rolling it.
Maid of Honor
Jen is my sister, FedEx dropped her off when I was 6 and I've been stuck with her since. I have found no amount of Holy water can excise her demons (believe me, I tried), and because of that failed miserably whenever I attempted to sell her on MySpace. We fight hard as evidenced by the scar in my eyebrow from her purse, or that one time Dad had to drive his truck between us to break up our fist fight under the street light, but we love even harder. Jen was my first purpose and reason in life to keep fighting and do better because I wasn't alone anymore and I had someone watching me. She's annoying, and loud, and full of insane ideas, but she's mine, which is why she will be standing with me as my third Maid of Honor on my big day.
Bridesmaid
Ever have that one person that just knows you without saying anything? Well, that's Kait. Kait and I began our friendship as pretty much frenemies back in high-school, but it took very little time to learn there was more between us. We quickly realized we share the same soul and haven't let go of each other since. She's my ride or die witchy bitch, my sister from another mister, and I am so grateful she has agreed to stand with me on my big day.
Bridesmaid
Cassie is the "good fried". Growing up, she was the friend parents wished their kids could have. Good grades, well mannered, good work ethic, Etc.. At least we thought Mrs. I'm staying as Jess' house tonight. Who would have guessed there was a club outfit on under that hoody and pajama pants she just climbed in my back seat wearing? She also got absolutely NO enjoyment out of cone-ing the local McDonalds, I swear it. Nonmatter how far apart life has taken us, she always picks up the phone when I call. 1 week or 1 year, it's like no time has passed. From running the bases together to now walking with me down the isle, I've always looked forward to having her with me and I'm so excited she has agreed to join me on my big day.
Bridesmaid
First time I met this crazy lady, she was giving me scolding looks for talking to her boyfriend, now all I can hear when I think of her is "put on the vail!". Janine is our schedule keeper and event planner. She don't let a weekend pass without some form of plans and she's always down for a party. She has an obsession with games and a competitive nature after a few too many drinks that's sure to keep the night entertaining. Speaking of games, want a fun one for the evening? Guess how many drinks she's had by how crazy her hair gets. Winner gets to tell her the afterparty is over.
Bridesmaid
This friendship definitely started on the wrong foot, actually both of Talishas' feet. I had stopped to visit the friends for a night out at the bar she worked at, and joined them on the patio for a few drinks. When more beverages arrived to the table I felt it only fitting to clear room in my stomach to fit the fresh drinks, and that I did, all over the table. Being on patio furniture, it flowed right through the grate of the table on to Talishas' feet and without skipping a beat she scooped me up and cleaned me up, and thus, has basically been my bar mom ever since. She makes sure I eat before I drink, and has fixed all of my wardrobe malfunctions. I'm honored to have her as part of my tribe on the big day. If she's missing throughout the evening, look for her in 1 of 2 places: bustling my dress or washing off her feet.
Bridesmaid
Despite being such amazing friends with her mom, Mckayla and I have vibed since the first time we met. We both love to make a statement and believe laughter is one of the best medicines. Mckayla is beautiful and headstrong and full of ambition. Her energy and enthusiasm is out of this world and makes the perfect addition to my bride tribe. She's so much like a younger me it's scary. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Bridesmaid
Sarah is my cousin who became a sister. In the little time we've had together she has helped me grow more than I could imagine. She's strong, independent, and never lets anything or anyone put out her fire. Her spider killing abilities are unmatched and her years of knowledge from living in Florida comes in super handy when you need sandbags for flooding. Its also helps with her ability to sleep through a literal hurricane, or someone stealing your dog. I didn't always have the privilege of time with Sarah in the past, and for that I'm not willing to waste another second, and I am so ecstatic Sarah has agreed to stand with me on my big day.
Best Man
Chris you will always be my baby brother and best friend, it's amazing to me that we can be polar opposites and identical at the same time. When you were younger we gamed online to stay in touch and I still look forward to that tradition to this day. Chris was always around me and the boys when he was growing up, from late night movies in his feetie pajamas with Storm and I it has been fun watching you grow into that man you have become. Dad will always be proud of you and so will I. Thank you for not just being a sibling but my best friend. From paintball to clubbing and seeing things in my life before I did, like Jess and I being more than friends it is amazing having you by my side no matter what life throws our way. I can always count on you to let me know when I'm being an ass or plain clueless. I couldn't have asked for a better brother and more importantly a friend then you!!
Best Man
Storm and I met in 11th grade and it has been a wild ride ever since. Through the years of friendship this man has become a brother to me and for that I am honored, one couldn't ask for a better friend. Partners in crime since we were kids; if one of us is making a bad decision from shots to bad stock investments you can be sure the other "fool" isn't far behind!!! Thick and thin I know Storm will always be there for me or anyone else he knows. A true stand up guy and I'm privileged to have this amazing friend standing up here being part of a good decision for a change!
Best Man
The unexpected friendship that started many drinks ago because you had anime on your phone at the bar. Who would of thought at that moment that life would bring us here. For over 15 years I've been blessed with your amazing friendship. Though snow ins aren't as easy to come by anymore we still manage to have our share of trouble and good times!! Janine, Jess I'm sorry to say but the trouble has just begun. Jess and I are lucky to have you two on this journey of ours and there will always be one more shot for years to come. From drinking buddy to brother I could never have imagined that night at the Hardware bar watching Vanilla Ice that I had met a lifelong brother who would be standing beside me on this amazing day.
Groomsman
"I never liked this guy" and you'll see or hear me telling him this time and time again but it couldn't be further from the truth. Another life long friend that I have been blessed to have on this crazy journey. To give you an idea of this mans character I once called him jokingly in the middle of the night on my way to NY and said my car broke down on the BQE, even though he just got done working an insane FDNY shift from hell his only response was "ok let me know where and I'll be right there. From moments I wish I could forget to moments I hope I'll never forget Juan is always there and no truer friend can ever be asked for. Thank you my brother for being there always.
Groomsman
Chris is the first to throw a punch when there is trouble and also the first to reach out to everyone during a situation saying "ok what can we do to help?" Called Ro through necessity when our second night hanging out (on the way to the bar, I know shocking right) his overly sensitive butt got offended because I was complaining about my brother and for some odd reason he thought I was talking about him, the nickname stuck and honestly it's how we all see him to this day. Ro goes from one of the toughest guys you'll ever meet to the big softy in the blink of an eye. The UN Crew wouldn't be the same without your thunder.
Groomsman
My second oldest friend who I've know since the 3rd grade. There was a gap for about 6 years but we picked right up where we left off in 9th grade when I came back to public school. Chris is always full of great stories and laughter from Woodstock 99's moment of " did you see the snake to?" (panting) "no I heard about it!!" to every good or bad moment I have had or will have in life I know Chris is the kind of guy who will always put a smile on your face or make you talk when you don't want to but need to. If you're not sure who he is he will be the groomsman with food on his shirt halfway through cocktail hour!!!
Groomsman
LET'S GO!!! I wasn't allowed to use his real name until now and Jess you can't stop me!! Fish has been a great friend and another crazy I met years ago at the Woods. The MC who is unexpectedly quiet and shy. To this day it never ceases to amaze me that I'm the loud one. A friendship that has been nourished through the years on alcohol, bad decisions and long discussions. Another one of those friendships where we could look at each other and say how the fluff did we get here?!? Whether its a serious chat or a conversation full of jibes and laughter Fish is always the friend you want around for any situation.
Groomsman
Through default Nooch is my first friend I made in PA back in 1998 when I started my educational journey at PSU. Friends from the first beer its nice that this friendship has lasted so long we were able to share a 21 year old scotch for his 21st's birthday's 21st birthday!! Nooch is the kind of friend that should come with a warning label and he is known for saying he does...me. If ever in a bad situation I can count on Nooch to be there and if I need advice well then I can always call Mark.
Groomsman
Greg is probably my oldest friend. We go all the way back to peewee's soccer but with his bad memory he can't remember a damn thing, evidence of this is the ledger he kept next to his bed in HS where he wrote his wardrobe down every day so he didn't wear the same cloths. We reconnected in HS over skiing and have been causing trouble ever since. From late night chats on the phone so we were drinking socially to standing up here its been a pleasure having Stix as a partner in crime, though now I guess Gandalf is a more fitting nick name.