Best Man
The best man of the groom. From living a life of sin to living for Christ. It can truly make a grown man cry. But on to the good stuff. He’s known for his losing record to the groom in 2k, Madden and real life sports. He has also learned how to talk to women from the groom. Lastly, do not take anything he says during his best man speech seriously. I actually advise you don’t listen.
Groomsman
This right here is my first born. We met on the court and never have been able to be separated since. This man has been with the groom through thick and thin and probably had the most embarrassing and slightly toxic stories of the groom. All in all, he’s known for his bad timing, large forehead and “quotes.”
Groomsman
Ben is like a drive in movie in summer. Relaxing, Nostlagic and sweet. One day when he got back from rowing across the ocean( not a joke) he said he felt led to be better friends with the groom. Since then, they have never looked back! What a man of integrity and loyalty. We always talk about being a Proverbs woman but this is a Proverbs 1-30 Man.
Groomsman
Howard man who? This guy defies stereotypes. A faithful man who can find? HUHHHH! In all seriousness, Jo is a man of stability, perseverance and faith. The groom went from mocking his testimony about Jesus to leading bible studies with him. Don’t call it a comeback story!
Groomsman
The reverend. This is a man you look to for advice in godliness, in being a leader, faithful husband and gentle father. He is also a little into toxic masculinity. You ain’t hear that from me tho…On the real the Groom has learned so much from him but more than that can call him a friend… and the brother he never had.
Groomsman
CAN I SPEAK MY MIND? Aka shmoney Li, Aka Son Son, Aka Asian Persuasion. A true deacon in the Lord’s church. But ultimately the definition of a friend.
Groomsman
Finally, Last and certainly least. Read that again. I meant it. The groom and him have spent their time playing ncaa, debating sports, dropping off coffee and LM burgers, and talking about Christ. Many people say if you have one friend like Jax you’re blessed. Thankfully I can testify to that.
Maid of Honor
Miss Dubai queen LOL, Miss make it happen, always an and never a but, the icon, the moment, my future kids rich auntie, and my senator. Ladies and Gentleman.. SUZAN MCHAO. This all started when I once saw her carnal birthday video on Instagram and I said to myself “This is my bouji long lost twin and one day she won’t be lukewarm and we will be good friends.” Surely enough, I was right. As a bestie of the bride, Suz has become a sister in the spiritual and in the natural. From matcha dates where we dream together and cast a vision, to intercession sessions in the car, to being each others biggest fan Suz has been a pillar and a solid friend.
Bridesmaid
My Mear Bear 625!!! There no one quite like her. A true gem and treasure in my life. Mear and I’s friendship is going on 9years strong. She became my other half in 8th grade where we would chase one another in the halllways with fruit in our hands and race to our AP art class where we all we would do is sketch eyebrows and joke about my black card while listening to deep music. Over the years, Mear and I have traveled around the country and made memories that one could NEVER forget. And for security reasons and potential defamation of character I will not list them here. Not only that, through every single heart break and traumatic moment, Mear has walked side by side with the bride with unwavering loyalty and support. If you mess with me, I’ll probably forget but if Mear finds out it’s OVO.
Bridesmaid
MAKIII, the wild card of the bridesmaids group and the brides very own cousin & shayla all the way from Adesu Gebeya. This lady aims to make every moment cinematic, will never back down on a bet or dare, and is always down for spontaneity and adventure. The Lord miraculous reconnected us in 2024 by granting maki an invitation to come to the US for my college graduation while all the cards and i mean ALL the cards were stacked against her case. Since then the sun feels a little brighter and the hard moments have felt a little lighter. Maki is the sister I never knew I needed and she’s taught me to laugh long, dream big, and that most things aren’t that deep.
Bridesmaid
#Hermonella #H&H4L #Hermonella4L This is the brides oldest friend of 11 years and the highlight of those 11 years was our momentary stardom as Big time YouTubers.. if you know you know. We started off as just teenagers who attended an American Lutheran church only to have a space to be delulu and treat our lives like reality tv and one day became foolish enough to bring others along with us and record it. What started off as an innocent friendship built on genuine sisterhood, fantasy, and Sunday school became 70k views a video. We put on for our city, Idc.
Bridesmaid
When we first met, I would’ve never guessed that she’d be not just a friend, not just a sister, but a bridesmaid that I hope to do life with forever. I met Vanessa because a friend of mine wanted me to get plugged into community so he invited me to his girlfriends bible study. And you guessed it.. that girlfriend was Vanessa. and man I’ve changed a lot since then. Since then Vanessa has seen me go through life changes big and small and has always stayed the same. Always real, always faithful, always supportive. I love V, and couldn’t imagine this day without her.
Bridesmaid
Brukayy, my darling girl and the sweetest of friends<3 I officially met her at church and we had an instant connection because at the time we were the only habesha’s there. Brukie knew so little about me yet she received me as a sister and let me pour into her, supported, my every endeavor, was so intentional about celebrating my every milestone, and even helped fund me financially as a first time missionary consistently! And she’s a real habesha she’s always gonna fight for the check LOL. I feel so at home every time I’m with her and wouldn’t want to have my special day without her by my side <3