WE'RE GETTING MARRIED

It all started when Henry walked into an ugly sweater Christmas party, wearing a not-so-ugly and not-so-Christmasy sweater when he caught sight of a 6-foot woman named Shayla wearing the most ugly and most Christmasy sweater there. He promptly went over to Shayla, but upon approaching was frightened to proceed and stood next to her for 5 minutes without uttering a word. After a small self-motivating pep talk, Henry decided to use the smoothest line he could come up with. He poked her in the back of her head and said "the back of your head is ridiculous" (please see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw for reference). She was confused at first, but just a few jokes later, she knew she found the person she would laugh with for the rest of her life.