Groom
i'm just a small petite little asian boy uwu
Bride
Don't look at my forehead.
Best Man
He's reached level 29, likes to casually dance and can be a big nerd. P.S He's also single, ladies ;)
Maid of Honor
I'm a good driver.
Groomswoman
big booty brit.
Bridesmaid
[insert southern expression]
Mother of the Groom
[totally real photo of her]
Mother of the Bride
Don't call her Dee Dee.
Father of the Bride
hey, imma jeff. well, now we ain't strangers no more.
Father of the Bride
"Changes in latitude, changes in attitude. I love weather" - Mike Kropp
life of the party
[unfortunately, cannot attend due to unforeseen circumstances aka visa issues]