That's a common misconception! While we have been going around together for almost six years now, we are not in fact married. Thank you for helping us to change that!
Thank you for the thought, but please don't feel obligated to give us anything at all. As it turns out, we already have two toasters! If you're able to join us, we'll be delighted, and if you're not, we still love you anyway.
We mean it. We are not registered anywhere, but thank you for asking!
We love your kids, and if it will help get you in the celebratory mood to bring them along, do so! If you do expect to bring your child, please let us know when you RSVP, so that we have a seat for them at your table. Please note, however, that in accordance with Douglas County code, children under ten will be restricted to beer and wine only. No hard drinks!
You do you. If you'd like, we can help connect you with reliable local child wranglers.
Well, it's Kansas... but it's an evening wedding... but, it's still Kansas. Use your best judgment, but if you'd like to send us a selfie of your proposed outfit, we'd be happy to review it.