Officiant
Lars has always been the kind of person willing to make a fool of themselves to make the room laugh. He has the spirit of a jester and the soul of a professor. We have all had the privilege of not only living alongside, but enjoying life alongside one another for over 10 years. This is true for both Taylors. Lars, as always, you are welcome to our home, and yes you may have a glass of water (please extend this offer in perpetuity).
Maid of Honor
Leilani is the carbon copy I didn't know I had walking around in the wild. From the day I met her I knew we would be friends, and I only could have hoped for us to become as close as we have. Leilani, my beautiful, funny friend, I am so happy to have you here with me on this special day. Thank you for enduring your allergies to visit and for introducing me to every good food place I eat now. I love you, and Thar she blows 🩵
Bridesmaid
Brendaahhh! It has been the pleasure of my life to get to know someone so fiercely kind and funny. You will never meet someone who will fight for you (and with you) so passionately. No one else could make me try the snacks you have fed me. Much love.
Bridesman
My bro. My homie. You are a constant in my life. I'm glad to say that we have been friends since we were kids, and even though I hate to admit it, you have become so much cooler than me. And in that way, I am glad you still think I'm cool enough to hang around. I love you, bro.
Best Man
Where do I start? Thank you for being my brother throughout my life, and giving me the confidence to believe in myself and persevere. Whether laughing or crying, you've helped grow strong and stay strong. "You can be a robot in this game?"
Groomsman
Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza. Thanks for always being down for an adventure. From nearly falling off a waterfall, to arriving at Chipotle as Chewbacca and a banana, thank you for having me every step of the way. My Greatest Video Game Rival: Billy Moss.
Groomsman
POV: Your Pokémon Buddy just got ANOTHER legendary treadmill shiny. Thank you for allowing me to witness two GameCube Gameboy Players simultaneously give/receive the Jirachi event, all in an effort to garner berries to get your Feebas to evolve into Milotic in Pokémon Sapphire. I hold our friendship close to my heart.