Best Man
Best Friend from High School
Maid of Honor
AGD Sister and College Roommate
Groomsman
Groom has known him his whole life
Bridesmaid
Bride's favorite female cousin
Groomsman
PMA Father
Bridesmaid
Bride's friend since Preschool
Groomsman
PMA Brother, College Roommate, and Research Partner
Bridesmaid
Groom's highest quality sister
Officiant
According to Bride's uncle, the answer on how to make holy water is to boil the hell out of it.
Officiant
According to Bride's aunt, the answer on how to make holy water is by using a very special drill.
Parents of the Groom
Parents of the Bride
Usher
Usher
Hostess