Wedding Party
Roberth-Ann Moultin
Maid of Honor
Roberth-Ann, known as Jae-Ann to Javia and her family, has been friends with the bride for over 20 years. They met as next-door neighbors and schoolmates as children in Jamaica, and their relationship has continued across countries and now states.
Brandon Walker
Best Man
Brandon is Taylor's evil twin. You can tell he's evil because he's bald, like many notorious villains, such as Lex Luthor, Walter White, and Mr. Clean. Fortunately, his bend towards evil has been tamped down by his mutual love of colorful interlocking plastic rectangles.
Kelly Larios
Maid of Honor
Kelly and Javia were the only freshmen girls to apply to live in the Honors dorm at La Sierra University. A clerical error resulted in them having to room together, and they have been best friends ever since.
Savannah Walker
Groomswoman
Taylor met Savannah in the year 1998 when his parents created her. At first, Taylor found her annoying. She just cried all the time and wouldn't even talk to him. Over the years, she has grown on him and even learned to walk, talk, and eat solid foods!
Jonathan Specht
Bridesman
Johnathan (aka Specht, aka JS, aka Jack, aka Spechty Boy) met the bride early in their college careers. In their sophomore year, Johnathan was the only one willing to drive Javia to her 5 AM flight. Their friendship cemented the following year through study sessions and dungeons and dragons.
Austin Walker
Groomsman
Taylor has never met this Austin person and has no idea how he ended up in his wedding party. If you have any information about this person, please contact the authorities immediately.
Julianne Bull
Bridesmaid
In 2021, a TikTok movement highlighting common friendship struggles for adults held a picnic in LA where Julianne and Javia met. Upon learning that they are very similar people with very similar interests, they speedran their friendship and are now best friends.
Kaitlyn Walker
Groomswoman
Kaitlyn and Taylor have been mortal enemies since time immemorial. They have fought each other in battle countless times and Taylor is hoping to draw her out of hiding one final time so that he may seal his eternal vows to Javia in her blood.
Deidra Taylor
Bridesmaid
Deidra, her husband (the officiant!), and Taylor were fast friends at Walla Walla University. Deidra was the first of Taylor's friends to meet Javia, and she quickly became her sister and confidant.
Cameron Walker
Groomsman
Taylor met Bleepblorp (known as Cameron in our human tongue) when he crash-landed on Earth 22 years ago. Taylor and Bleepblorp have gone on many misadventures, once even breaking into the Pentagon to steal government secrets to send back to Bleepblorp's commanders on planet Exolon 36B.
Langston Taylor
Ring Bearer
The officiant Isaiah and bridesmaid Deidra make the cutest babies. Langston's third and fourth parents, Javia and Taylor, would not trust anyone else with the very serious task of transporting the rings.
Ezra and Jude Taylor
Flower Twins
The officiant and bridesmaid duo strikes again! Ezra and Jude are the cutest three-year-olds Javia and Taylor know. So, when it was time to pick flower children, it was a no-brainer. And two for the price of one!
Isaiah Taylor
Officiant
Isaiah and Taylor met in the Walla Walla University Film program. He is the best comedy writer Javia and Taylor know, and they are very excited to see how much they get roasted in his officiant speech.