In a land called Lakewood.... Patrick and Katie met the old fashioned way, at the local dive bar, Greenfield's. After a round of drinks (maybe two), Patrick approached Katie, who was enjoying music bingo nearby with a friend. It was there and then that he offered his best pickup line, "I like the way you wobble." Katie had recently undergone knee surgery and was on crutches, so she was easy prey for a persistent fellow like Patrick. The two soon discovered that they were neighbors, living just 50 yards apart, and went on their first date. Katie tried to give Patrick the brush off, but a flat tire quickly changed that. On his way to the library a few days after their first date, he came upon a situation that looked very suspicious. You see, Katie had yet to respond to a text message about a second date. Patrick decided to go to the library, and walked by Katie (on crutches) trying to fix her punctured (not slashed) tire. While it looked too well-timed to be coincidence, Patrick assured her that it was by chance and offered her a ride where she needed to go. Katie obliged, and the two quickly became inseparable. Four years and zero flat tires later, the two have grown immensely as couple. Their strange coincidental adventures continue and Patrick and Katie can't wait to spend many more years, music bingo nights, and flat tires together. Please come join us as we begin our happily ever after.