Maid of Honor
Favorite sister of the bride. Likes dogs and long walks on the beach, enjoys nutrition and fitness, country music concerts, and shopping at the Goodwill with her husband.
Groomswoman
Sister of the Groom. Species unknown. Location unknown.
Bridesmaid
Best friend of the bride since the 3rd grade at Pleasant View Elementary. Can be found in the home decor section at any existing Target and Hobby lobby and a Starbucks within 5 miles of those places.
Bridesmaid
Worked with Harrison back in high school at the infamous Culver's. Grew to favor Emily over Harrison through the years even with living over an hour apart from one another. Favorite activity when coming back to visit her hometown is making Harrison become the third wheel when she comes to see Emily, oh and Harrison.
Bridesmaid
Survived nursing school with Emily and is a boss a$$ nurse. Catches sharks with her bare hands and can save your life with punches to the chest. Under all that savage energy has the love for her friends, hubby, and her pride and joy little dog Tubbsy.
Best Man
I've known Harrison since we were wee lads growing up in Franklin doing lots of exciting things together, but none more so than him getting hitched (obviously)! Couldn't be happier to be the best man for my best friend!
Groomsman
Is a Los Angeles resident proudly representing Wisconsin in the phony "dairy state" of the United States, also known most commonly as California. Per the advice of his lawyers and an unfortunate court ruling, he is no longer allowed within 50 feet of any dairy farms in the state of California, but he isn't sorry and he would do it again.
Bridesman
I am torn upon two sides, a classic love triangle. Both of them love me. Harrison's boyfriend and Emily's best friend.
Groomsman
I am best known for untimely eccentric jokes and being grill sergeant at any tailgate. Harrison and I met at the dorms at UW-Milwaukee where we both realized we had no interest in "Keeping up with the Kardashians" but did it anyways.
Groomsman
A six year friendship with Harrison that included but not limited to graduating from UW-Milwaukee together, enjoying drinks on Water Street, and protecting Bayshore Mall from thieves as security officers in college. Now living a peaceful life as a second-year doctoral student at UW-Madison.