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Wedding Party
Andrew Yackira
Best Man
Commander Yack. Best friend. Best man.
Lily Stampfel
Maid of Honor
She is the very model of a modern sister honor maid.
Peter Stampfel
Father of the Bride
“Ten thousand years of being bad are walking in the boots of this wicked *dad*”
Betsy Wollheim
Mother of the Bride
She is the sun who sun kissed the bride. And also the moon, the winds and the tide.
Jody Moreno
Mother of the Groom
Number one Ma! Canasta Masta! Nana!
Jerry Moreno
Father of the Groom
Business man extraordinaire +3 x infinity.
Mike Moreno
Officiant
Brother Mike, first of two number one sons.
Jared Warner
Groomsman
Captain/Jedi Knight.
Alison Jax
Bridesmaid
The Gander that always survives.
Holden McNeely
Groomsman
Little Cowboy.
Ryan Roi
Bridesman
The bro from ano mo. And so much mo.
Ed Larson
Groomsman
Tunes master general.
Bronwyn Karle
Bridal Bronwyn
Taking all the liberties.
Walter Replogle
Groomsman
He’s kind of a big deal.
Alexis Herzog
Bridesmaid
The Party Blaster.
Nick Ciavarella
Groomsman
My understudy for Cloud Nine.
Carly Goodspeed
Bridesmaid
Collaborator in a decade of organized chaos and crime. (And counting.)
Tim Dean
Groomsman
Who?
Alyce Delbridge
Bridesmaid
I put the diamond in the coat. AND I PUT THE COAT ON HER.
Kelan Maloney
Groomsman
Roommate, bandmate, buddy.
Julia Cizeski
Bridesmaid
Who’s creative clairvoyance saw the ecstasy in the aspirin.
Jackie Zebrowski
Groomswoman
J-bird to my Johnny bear
Erin Pellnat
Bridesmaid
Banana-phone using rainbow twin for life.
Henry Zebrowski
Groomsman
“Oh my god I’M COVERED IN ANTS!”