Wedding Party

Michelle Chan

Maid of Honor

If Michelle and Carmen weren't best friends, she would have to kill Carmen because she knows too much. When they weren't keeping each other alive in college (between fixing Michelle every time she forgot how to do stairs, and making sure Carmen actually slept once in a while) they would often be found drinking questionable wine and watching truly garbage television together. Michelle also had the honor of being present at the founding of this disgustingly perfect power couple, and has thus loved and hated Connor in many cycles as required per the female best friend rulebook. I guess we can all be pro-Connor for good now. (You're welcome, Connor).

Ryan Martin

Best Man

Connor and Ryan first met in 2014 at an event for Capital One. Connor ignored Ryan the entire time. Ryan knew then that they would be friends. Flash forward four years and Connor and Ryan could not be happier to be spending their lives together. In their free time, they enjoy hiking and taking their 2013 Subaru Outback to breweries with their two French bulldogs, Tucker and Chance.

Julia Tracy

Bridesmaid

Julia is Carmen's next younger sister. She has always looked up to her big sister and is amazed with everything she has accomplished. Julia has been excited for this day ever since she participated in Carmen's first mock wedding when they were kids. Carmen has always been Julia's biggest role model and Julia cannot wait to watch her big sister walk down the aisle. She wishes Carmen and Connor a happily ever after and hopes that all of their dreams come true.

Maria Tracy

Bridesmaid

Maria met Carmen at well... birth, and hasn’t been able to shake her off since. Just kidding. Maria is so excited to be the crowned baby of the bridal party and earn the title as the only one under twenty. While Maria ​may​ be the one to offer Carmen lessons on “hip” sayings, growing up ten years younger than Carmen has offered her so many more lessons. Not only did Carmen teach her how to curl her hair and match her shoes, but also how to speak her mind and defend her position, to not sit quietly but to speak out. Maria is so excited to join this bridal party and to be a part of the memories that Carmen and Connor will hold forever. ( so excited she wrote this during precalc)

Chase Chamberlain

Groomsman

Connor and Chase first connected over the desire to dominate the freshman intramural scene. After initial success, they took their talents to Cabot House and promised not one, not two, but three consecutive championships (Chase was the DWade to Connor’s LeBron). The annals are unclear on whether or not they conquered the feat. However, during the process they became world class Mario Kart racers, average Jeopardy contestants, semi-amateur guitarists, and the best of friends.

Lindsay Fountain

Groomswoman

Lindsay and Connor's friendship began after college at Capital One and has only grown in the years since as they bonded over shared affections for college football, the outdoors, beer, drinking beer, people who are good at their jobs, card games, and Carmen. Avoid Lindsay at all costs if you do not want to enter into a long conversation about living in NYC, being from Texas, or plant-based diets (hint: steer clear of the dance floor and you're probably safe).

Kimberly Onah

Bridesmaid

Kim is so excited to be a part of Carmen and Connor's union, as they both hold very special places in her heart! Carmen and Kim were freshman year roommates, and they quickly bonded through some quintessential college experieces. Carmen taught Kim A LOT and, even though Kim would never return to Freshman year of college (LOL), Kim will never forget the hilarious, embarrassing, and incredible memories they shared that year.

Hannah Medina

Bridesmaid

David Tracy

Groomsman

David and Connor met during a covert op when Connor inadvertently put the country at risk and Dave had to mop the whole thing up, literally mop (Dave’s face had to be redacted above for national security reasons). They met again at an art auction in Beirut just a few years later, both bidding on the same lost Van Gogh masterpiece. Upon losing the bid to Elon Musk’s latest AI art-thieving wizard machine, the two became fast friends and have remained so since. David is so incredibly happy to welcome Connor as a brother, and is so happy Carmen finally found someone who deserves her excellence. He is excited to see where life takes the newlyweds and can’t wait to be there every step of the way!

Mark Tracy

Groomsman

Mark and Connor met through a mutual friend named Carmen (or Camran?). They have grown distant from her since, but they harbor no ill will for her having introduced them and wish her the best wherever she may be. In dictating this bio to his butler, Mark could not recall exactly who Connor’s bride is—only something about a “bird game” and a penchant for baby food. Mark wishes Connor luck with that.

Hannah Mancini

Groomswoman

Hannah and Connor met in high school. Between disrupting honors English classes, late night bonfires with friends, and hiding the contents of peoples lockers, they became the closest of friends and have remained so ever since. Hannah is so happy to be standing next to Connor as he starts this new chapter.

Madeleine Ohman

Bridesmaid

Kevin Kory

Groomsman

You may think that Connor and Carmen were ~always~ meant to be, but that is only because Kevin said no when Connor first proposed to Kevin (see photo, above). Connor is a great guy and Kevin loved the time they spent next to each other at Capital One, but he just didn’t think it would work long-term. Kevin is glad that their master plan of being trophy husbands while their wives make all the $$$ is moving into phase two.