Garrett and Hannah!
John and Dan, respectively.
We are not rich and this wedding has been a real drain on our finances, please give us your money in the registry!
No problem! New Yorkers famously hate color -- so pull out those browns, blacks, tans, dark greens, blues and whites ( yes, you can wear white!). Essentially, we're asking for nothing too bright (cough, no neon, cough).
As much as we would love to be able to have people under 21, this is a party at a bar so sadly they're not able to come. They would also, frankly, be scandalized at the party we're going to throw as children are known to be a little conservative when it comes to raging hard.