The Glue That Binds Us
feet smell like corn chips 🧀
Flower Girl
Absolute babe and a chicken nugget 🍒
Father of the Bride
She is Daddy 🎩
Candle Lighter
An omnipotent terrestrial force 🛸
Bridesman
Way cooler than your cool Unc 💅🏻
Mother of the Bride
Looks like a cupcake, is a Capricorn 🐐
A Flock of White Doves
Does not enjoy Tabasco flavored jelly beans🦩
Pigeon Who Eats Wedding Rice & Explodes Somewhere Over Norco
Tall, Dark, and Loathsome 🐈⬛
Bouncer
Three dogs, One bun kind of guy 🌭
Rat King
Lvl 90 Feral Druid 🐀
Brood Mother
Plum and dark chocolate enlightened with smoky textures and undertones of a small, smooth pebble 🦑
Maid of Honor
Ocean man, will take you by the hand 🏝
Grumpy Officiant
Mid-sized, high performance machine, 600 horsepower, 5L, V-8, carbon body frame, made in Sicily 👺
Designated High-Fiver
5-time winner for best bangs 🐾