Maid of Honor
Best Picture Winner "Shape of Water" (2017)
Best Man
He's just a Bradley Boy (Bradley Boooooy).
Bridesmaid
A Hamburger in spirit, if not by name.
Groomswoman
George doesn't help. Maria doesn't help. Christos doesn't help.
Bridesmaid
She really is a good dog.
Groomsman
Look for him in the front row. #kingofcloseparking
Bridesmaid
Pride of Illinois
Groomsman
Old Travvy two pood'
Bridesmaid
The reason we're all here.
Groomsman
So put on your Robinson, cause here comes Robinson.
Bridesmaid
Casual Acquaintance.
Groomsman
Where's mama
Bridesmaid
She's truly a beautiful angel.
Groomsman
A drum.
Bridesmaid
Big Hands. Cold Feet. Warm Heart.
Groomsman
Go like this beep beep (wheeze).
Usher
*Head Usher Roes' by any other name
Usher
He's the biggest and weighs the most.