Groom
One of two grooms aka Purple side! Aka Hendrix!
Groom
One of two grooms. Aka the Maroon side! Aka Issac Cain 🤣🖤
Wedding Planner
Mother of Jacob and Planner! Also will be walking Jacob down the aisle to give away to Matthew. (Despite her saying “I am not giving him away”)
Man of Honor
Man of honour of Maroon side aka Matthew! Aka OVERKILL 🤼♀️💪🏼 (He also loves the movie SNATCHED)
Groomswoman
Grooms woman on Maroon side! Aka Matthew’s grooms woman aka Vixen 🐈⬛ (Don’t worry she’s sweet but she has claws)
Best Man
Best man aka brother of maroon side Matthew’s side. Aka Tommy Dreamer
Groomswoman
Grooms woman of maroon side Matthew’s side
Best Woman
Jacob’s friend of eighteen years aka purple side aka the glue that kept us all together (Even at our tenth high school reunion) 🤫😅 Also can do a great imitation of Jacob’s laugh back in middle school.
Best Man
Jacob’s friend of fifteen years aka first time they met was also the first time and person Jacob came out to 🤣😂😅 (Always smiling and biggest laugh even when you get dropped on your head at your sixteenth birthday)
Groomswoman
Jacob’s first friend in first grade aka the person who taught Jacob what EMERALD was for their prom (smartest and sweetest caring person Jacob’s ever met) the closest thing to a sister!
Maid of Honor
“Maid of HORROR” aka Jacob’s first closest friend after entering the scary world of adulting. They worked two jobs together aka she was there for Jacob’s 21st birthday and took care of him during his first time ever not remembering a birthday! She also is the queen of horror
Groomswoman
Has been friends with Jacob since first grade and lived right behind him since they were five. Aka was at every birthday Jacob had (she also wondered why Jacob kept calling her ALEXANDRA all the time)
Mother of the Groom
She cooks but she definitely does not serve! Matthew’s one and only mother! She can do anything perfectly and quickly. (And she don’t take no shit)
Step Father of Matthew
Maroon side Matthew’s step father aka best mechanic in the world (he hates Kia’s with a passion especially if there’s mice in them)
Man of Honor
Kody is on Jake’s side, Jake’s first friend he made at Skypark and both were in orientation together. They both bitch whine and gripe together. What could a guy ask for more in a Matron of Honour. His role is to be sure everyone in the wedding party is having fun, being positive. (Or else he will rough you up and he will tell you all about it) and yes call him by his full name. It sounds like he’s from a western.